You

You are a livng being that has no right to live unfortunaly. You are probably fat, and I bet your mom is, too. Your breath stinks, your armpits stink, even your attitude stinks! You happen to be the complete opposite of Our Mighty King so you might as wel stay and......Wait, I didn't  not mean any of those things! You're the smart guy you have ever known! You look and smell very beautiful! Just leave!!