Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder is a kids show host who teaches kids how to have talking dump trucks and cement mixers fix a fence. Outside of the show, he smokes and holds a knife waiting for a fan to show up so he can kill them. If they want an autograph, then anyone he sees in the next day, he kills.

Childhood
When Bob was 4, he picked up a hammer and hit a nail, and after that he always wanted to build monster trucks. When he was 6, he killed bees with screwdrivers when they were pollinating flowers, because he couldn't tell the difference between the words "Pollinate" and "Pollute".

Quotes about the show

 * "Bob der Baumeister, können wir das Problem beheben? Bob der Baumeister, Ya wie können! 'Du Sindh Eine Person krank und verdreht Bob der Baumeister!"- Adolf Hitler
 * "It's a horrible, horrible show. That's why I love it!" - Mrs. Bob the Builder
 * "Dur hu hu hu hu" - You
 * "KILL BOB THE BUILDER" - The Klangers
 * "Bob de Bouwer? Onzin! Hij is gewoon een gewoon ruk! Wie is zo dom als Bob de Bouwer?" - A poorly translated Dutch newspaper