Automobile

The Automobile
Once a proud race of giant man eating machines, the automobile has been domesticated by hairless apes. These creatures have 4 wheels which are reminiscent of the renaissance art period, created in Van Gogh's own design.

The inventor of the automobile, Henry Ford (Okay, he didn't invent it, just made the first ones that don't suck) is a symbol of worship for all automobiles and even though they have lost all brain matter, they are still used as transportation. On rare occasions, automobiles are known to come to life and go on ravenous killing sprees (see Christie)